I like this one

A Swedish man, Ulf Hjertstrom, who was held hostage in Iraq alongside great Australian Doug "A******s" Wood, has apparently hired bounty hunters to track down his former captors. He says,

"I have put some people to work to find these b*****ds. I invested about $50,000 so far and we will get them one by one."

Bravo.

Hat tip to Fjordman for the story.