Thursday, August 23, 2007

Police Action

British police sprang into action recently to prevent that well known race called Muslims from being offended.

Stuck for inspiration about what to wear at their village carnival, one group made a last-minute decision to dress up in mock Muslim burkas.

Calling themselves the “Page Three Beauties from the Ramalama Ding-Dong Times”, the 17 men and women carried placards with made-up names such as “Miss Hairyarmpitsbad”, “Miss Slackistan”, “Miss Notbadinbedabad” and “Miss Reallyamanistan”


Despite being picked as one of the best entries for the carnival the police were not amused at all and, believing that the race of Islam (what colour are they again?), was being ridiculed they demanded that the group stop trying to be amusing.

But before any awards were handed out, police told the group to leave after complaints about racism.

No doubt when Halloween comes around and people start wearing nun or priest costumes the police will send them home to get changed in order to avoid offending the Catholic race. Right?

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