A trio of good news stories -
A fourteen year old girl was walking home at night when a man attacked her. The young lady is a brown belt in karate and she promptly turned on her attacker and hit him, knocking him out. She was able to flee and alert the authorities. The only downside to the story is that the goblin is still at large.
A man who chased after a bank robber on his bicycle and the man who later shot the robber when he entered his property have been awarded $500 by the bank in question.
Finally, a goblin who tried a home invasion with a crowbar ended being shot by the woman who lived there. He broke into the house, grabbed a samurai sword on display there and threatened the occupants, two men and a woman. The two men fled and when the intruder tried to rob the woman she shot him in the leg and escaped herself. The goblin- an ex-convict- was then arrested for "aggravated assault, terroristic threats, robbery and other charges".
Who said the media only covers bad news?