In a blow to the right wing uber-conspiracy to take over the world, students at MIT have uncovered one of the most ingenious pieces of propaganda of the VRWC- tin-foil hats don't protect your brain from mind-control signals, they actually serve to amplify them.
Now that the secret is out, the DNC and associated moonbats are expected to rush to alter their preferred headgear for something more effective.
Karl Rove is said to be in the final stages of drafting a contingency plan now that the secret is out. His top-rated mole in the moonbat movement, codenamed "the Deaniac", is due to release the new "information" to the masses this weekend.
In totally unrelated news, there are still NO plans for a draft. The VRWC timetable for the creation of a radio controlled zombie army has not been affected by the MIT leak.
1 comment:
Heh!
And here, I thought the Zombie army was going to take over the US by peaceful means -- with dead people voting!
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