Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Kerry Opens Mouth, Inserts Foot

Gee, I take a day off from blogging to play some Medal of Honor (I'm officially addicted) and Karl Rove launches his super-cunning October surprise. How he managed it, I have no idea- quite possibly it involved some sort of ninja mind control- but he was able to dupe John Kerry into slandering the men and women of the American armed forces just days before the election. What's even more absurd is that Kerry's a former military man himself. Does that mean he thinks he's stupid too? I'm beginning to think that he's actually a Rovian plant- he loses an election to the world's most unpopular man, George Bush, and now this. Seriously, is he really a double agent?

What a tool. Anyway, Rove's evil plan to scupper the Dem's sure thing seems to be working, despite the mainstream media's stalwart damage-control efforts. Bless 'em.

Genius, Karl, just genius.

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